Non-Essential PatP Characters

Psycho and The Pig has so many characters in it that they could probably constitute a small village. However, not every single character is essential enough to the plot to have an entire page written for them. In that case, they go here, where they are laughed at.

Format
Writing a character is simple! Simply give a name, their power, and a very short description of them!

Power
Extreme Alliteration

Description
The Figure of Speech resides in the Manor of Speaking, which can only be entered through the Stream of Consciousness, which is all held within the Nation State of Mind.